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WELCOME TO CRACKURZ.COM! PLEASE CHOOSE A BUTTON BELOW...NEWSFLASH!!!-- MEET THE CREATIVE TEAM OF CRACKURZ AT THE 2000 MID-OHIO COMICON NOVEMBER 25th and 26th! --

NOVEMBER 20

Hello, I’d like to welcome everyone to the Crackurz site. Everyone who won’t be offended by harsh language, sharp satire, and enough sexual innuendo to choke some very large chickens. Everyone else can scoot.

Those still here, have a look around. We’ve put up a sneak peek of Crackurz and its backup story, the Magnificent Cock. If you like what you read, go to the How do I get Crackurz section and find out which shops we’re in, which shows we’re attending, or how to get a copy of Crackurz directly from us.

But wait, there’s more! Included on the flip side is Yirmumah, by Crackurz artist D.J. Coffman. This acclaimed book and its creator are underground legends on the one-way and confusing streets of Pittsburgh. Just ask any of his family.

Still not convinced? Then I’ll back it up. If you don’t like Crackurz, send it back and we’ll refund your money. We won’t even make you fill out a thirteen page questionnaire like Cross Gen does.

Okay, commercial’s over, but before we scoot, a special note to everyone attending the Mid Ohio Con. We’ll be there with some real creators on November 25th and 26th. Stop by the Candida Press booth. Not only will we be giving away free comics to everyone who comes and sees us, we’ll also have our money back guarantee in effect. You really can’t lose.

Stay tuned if you like us. Some exciting things are happening. We’re talking to some publishers, and there’s definitely some buzz. Only time will tell.

James Patrick

And don’t forget to tell us what you think by going to our Contact Us page or posting for all to see on the EHFU comics board.

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