Hello, Id like to welcome everyone to the Crackurz site. Everyone who wont be offended by harsh language, sharp satire, and enough sexual innuendo to choke some very large chickens. Everyone else can scoot.
Those still here, have a look around. Weve put up a sneak peek of Crackurz and its backup story, the Magnificent Cock. If you like what you read, go to the How do I get Crackurz section and find out which shops were in, which shows were attending, or how to get a copy of Crackurz directly from us.
But wait, theres more! Included on the flip side is Yirmumah, by Crackurz artist D.J. Coffman. This acclaimed book and its creator are underground legends on the one-way and confusing streets of Pittsburgh. Just ask any of his family.
Still not convinced? Then Ill back it up. If you dont like Crackurz, send it back and well refund your money. We wont even make you fill out a thirteen page questionnaire like Cross Gen does.
Okay, commercials over, but before we scoot, a special note to everyone attending the Mid Ohio Con. Well be there with some real creators on November 25th and 26th. Stop by the Candida Press booth. Not only will we be giving away free comics to everyone who comes and sees us, well also have our money back guarantee in effect. You really cant lose.
Stay tuned if you like us. Some exciting things are happening. Were talking to some publishers, and theres definitely some buzz. Only time will tell.